Answers to the Moron Test
So how do you think you did? Here are the answers...
  1. Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.
  2. One (1). You can only be born once.
  3. Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.
  4. Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and a bottom to every inning.
  5. No. He must be dead if its is his widow!
  6. Seventy (70). 30 divided by 1/2 is 60.
  7. Two (2). You take two apples...therefore, YOU have TWO apples.
  8. One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00.
  9. Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.
  10. None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark?
  11. Meat...that's self-explanatory.
  12. Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen?

    If you got 4 or less, you are a true moron, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD!!!
    If you got 5 to 8, you have average intelligence,
    If you answered 9 to 12 correctly, you are a genius and definitely need to work on your moron skills!