Moron Test

Write down your answers to these questions on a piece of paper and when your done click on the "Yes" button at the bottom.

  1. Is there a 4th of July in England? Yes or no?
  2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
  3. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
  4. How many outs are there in an inning?
  5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
  6. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What do you get?
  7. There are 3 apples and you take 2 away. How many apples are you left with?
  8. A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half an hour. How long will the pills last?
  9. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 of them die. How many sheep are left?
  10. How many animals of each sex did Moses bring with him on the ark?
  11. A butcher in the market is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
  12. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?